Thursday, December 22, 2011

Epic Boyfriend

It's official: I have the greatest boyfriend ever!

Boyfriend and I are going down to No
rth Carolina with his family for Christmas-at-the-beach. To avoid carrying too much stuff down with us, we exchanged Christmas presents a couple of days early. I got him a nice leather-bound collector's edition of 2 Neil Gaiman books, a new laptop lap-desk, and some other fun odd n' ends. (My presents are a little lame in retrospect.)

Usually Boyfriend gives me jewelry for Christmas which is nice, it makes me feel pretty (and what girl doesn't enjoy feeling pretty?) So, when I saw just a small-ish rectangular box under the tree, I was intrigued. He talked abou
t how cool it was and hinted that it was really nice and that I was going to be surprised; I took that as a challenge to guess what it was. Try as I might, I hadn't a clue what was inside. The box was far too big and heavy to be jewelry, unless he had stolen me the crown jewels, but when would he have had the time to fly across the pond? The tag on the box read, "To my beautiful girl gamer" and it was too big and not the correct shape to be just a PS3 or XBOX game. What was in the box?!

A new XBOX controller for my tiny hands, perhaps? Or a new video game with a rock inside just to throw me off? Or SEVERAL new video games with a rock inside just to throw me off? The possibilities were endless...


The Anniversary Edition Zelda 3DS!!!!

I was completely blown away! I was in a state of shock when I opened the wrapping paper and saw the box. For a moment my brain could not seem to compute what it was. I was that surprised. I believe the exchange between me and my beloved went a little like this:

Me: Is it a 3DS?
Boyfriend: Yeah.
Me: REALLY?!
Boyfriend: Yep.
Me: YOU GOT ME A 3DS?!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?! (at this point I was squealing at a frequency only dogs could hear)
Boyfriend: Uh-huh.
Me: OMAGOSHTHANKYOUTHANKYOUTHANKYOUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!

We had seen the 3DS debut at Pax East in March and had talked about how it would be fun to have, but we both agreed that we were satisfied with our PS3 and our XBOX360 among our other aging-yet-equally-loved-consoles. So, to say that I was confused and excited at the same time after opening my present is an understatement.

Now we can play video games together without playing together. One of us can play on one of the large consoles while the other plays the 3DS. Togetherness while we each do our own thing is an important part of what makes our relationship so awesome, especially when living in a big city with small living spaces; it's easy to get sick of people all up in your personal atmosphere. But, somehow we never get sick of each other...or at least if he gets sick of me, he's smart enough to never tell me.

I love my Christmas presents from him every year, but this year Boyfriend's gift will go down in the history books of awesome gifts (I don't know how he'll top it next year). Needless to say, he has gained the level of Epic Boyfriend.


Roll your fortitude, bitch!

Tuesday, December 20, 2011

Scary Elevator of Doom or Mom, Don't Read This One

Anyone who knows me pretty well knows that I have some odd phobias. I'm afraid of birds, mostly pigeons, but any type of bird can make me flinch. I have an uncomfortable-ness with trains. I also hate crowds/strange people touching me, to the point where I will avoid them if at all possible. I am also claustrophobic to the point that the movie Devil scared the daylights out of me simply because it took place in an elevator, not by any horror-making "genius" of M. Night Shyamalan or the makers of the flick.
So with all these fears, one may ask why I chose to live in NYC...well that's another story.

This story, as you make have alreay guessed by the title is about my clausterphobia meeting my dislike of elevators. I work in Manahattan in a building (which will remain nameless/address-less to protect my co-workers' privacy and my job) with about 17 floors. This building has elevators, as do most buildings in Manhattan with more than 4 floors. Also, like many buildings in Manhattan, my building is quite old (pre-WWII), as are the elevators in it. I've always noticed that the elevators in my building seemed small for a building so tall with so many employees, but I guess elevators were smaller in the 1930's. I've also noticed that the elevators in my building seemed a little "shuddery" when going up the shaft (heh heh). I always tried to just shrug these off as "quirks" in the building and just dealt with the minute of uncomfortableness that would begin and end each of my work days. That is, until December 12th.


December 12th, 2011, around 9AM, my co-corker (for privacy, we'll call her Candy) and I had already arrived at work and gotten settled at our desks for what would probably be a quiet work day. Then we both decided we wanted a snack. My office doesn't have a snack machine, but there is a resonably-priced bodega in the lobby of our building, so we decided to go grab some goodies. The elevator ride down was without incident. We grabbed some snackies and got back into the 6th elevator car to return to the 9th floor. There were 2 other people in the car with us, both got out on the 6th floor. Then things got disturbing. The elevator moved upwards to the 7th floor, then to the 8th floor. The elevator car then shuddered violently and paused for 10 seconds. Candy and I looked at each other with mild concern. I pushed the alarm button, but it made no sound. The elevator car dropped suddenly and violently. Maybe it fell 2 feet or maybe it fell 10 feet, I can't say for sure, but I do know that elevators that are not labeled Twilight Zone Tower of Terror are NOT supposed to fucking do that!


I had never felt such suffocating fear in my life. The elevator lurched up and down several more times, Candy wimpered and squeezed my arm, I frantically pushed the alarm button and tried to remember how to breathe again. The elevator finally shuddered to a stop after skipping our floor on the 10th floor of our building. We both practically fell out of the elevator with relief and nearly in tears. We scrambled into the unknown office on the 10th floor and begged and pleaded with their receptionist to allow us access to use their stairs to go down one flight, because all be damned, we we not getting back in that elevator. Her response: "We don't allow access to the stairs for security reasons. Sorry." (She clearly did not realize that to get into the elevator and up to the 10th floor in the first place we had to go past building security). Both of us shaking like poodles in the winter, we begrudgingly got into a different elevator car to ride down one level.


Upon exiting into our office I stormed up to our receptionist and frantically asked her to call building management about an elevator incident.

Later that day, when leaving my building, I checked with the security man at the front desk to inquire if my complaint had been logged. When I asked about it, he looked at me like a deer in headlights. He had no idea what I was talking about. Awesome. Good job on those communication skills building management. I reiterated my complaint to the security guard.

Two days later THIS happened. (Note: for those who may be sensitive like me DO NOT read this article I linked to. It's sad and horrifying. You've been warned.) Two days after the Madison Ave elevator accident, I discovered that the elevator company in charge of maintainence in that building is also the company that does maintainence in MY building, as well as most elevators in Manhattan. Fucking fabulous. I promptly filed a complaint with the BBB about my building management (who had yet to follow up with me about the 2 complaints I had made about the elevator).

To say the least, I have been living in fear of elevators-all elevators-since. The daily anxiety is overwhelming in itself, but then to add on top of that the fear of dying everytime I need to go somewhere, this is no way to live.

Update: 1/3/12-Tip of the day: I always heard people joking about the BBB growing up, but damn, they mean business! You want something solved (especially a safety concern) you send those guys an e-mail! The office building manager called me the other day to apologize for the way things were handled. She also assured me that safety is their top concern, blah, blah, blah. Some other bullshit about who their independent inspector says that sometimes the elevators "jump" because they are old and leveling out. (WTF?! Seriously? I'm not 10, and I don't believe in Santa Clause so why are you selling me this bat shit?) Whatever. Point is, I scared them enough to call me. It made me feel like I got some power back.

Update: 3/1/12-I'm still extremely nervous about all elevators. The elevators in my building, especially, still scare the crap out of me. Thankfully, there have been no more "jumping" incidents.

Boyfriend and I actually went to Disney World in January and he coaxed me into going on the Tower of Terror. I didn't love the idea, but I was hoping that if I rode it, it would cure my phobia.

Nope.

Monday, December 19, 2011

H2$ And a Dance Down Memory Lane (Yet Another Nerdy Review) ~UPDATED~

I don't know if I've mentioned it yet, but in addition to being interested in "traditionally nerdy" stuff (cosplay, comics, sci-fi, D&D, video games, etc) I'm also a theatre geek. I did theatre and choir in high school (yet more reasons to be ostracized as a teen, yippee) so performance/entertainment are probably my first loves. I have the likes of Shari Lewis, Rob Paulsen, Penn & Teller, and TV shows like All That! to thank for having a huge influence on me and my wanting to be a performer.

My fabulous Boyfriend surprised me with an early Christmas present: tickets to see How to Succeed in Business Without Really Trying on Friday night! We had such a fun time. I really wanted to see this show for a couple of reasons; I was in H2$ once upon a time in high school, so I have a fondness for the show-it was one of the first musicals I was in. Also, I love me some Daniel Radcliffe (um, hellooo? Who doesn't?!?!?!)

I was unable to see him the last time he was on Broadway in Equus, which received impressive reviews, had amazing puppetry, and featured a stellar cast (plus the added bonus of Harry Potter's, ahem, "wand" on display for the better part of the show for the ladies out there).

H2$ follows the young and eager J. Pierrpont Finch as he attempts to climb the corporate ladder using the advice in a little book: How to Succeed in Business Without Really Trying (the book is narrated by the smooth vocal stylings of one dreamboat Anderson Cooper).


Considering DanRad (yes, that is what I'm calling him from now on) had no musical theatre training before this, he held his own on stage. His vocals stretch a little thin at times, and he sings a little nasally on the high notes, but he more than makes up for it with his comedic timing, and the boyish charm he brings to the otherwise underhanded smarmy fellow that Finch can be in his career-driven pursuits. His on-stage chemistry with John Larroquette (from Night Court...anyone? Damn I'm old) is so fun, and it is clear the two have a great working relationship. DanRad is also an impressive dancer considering his lack of training. While his form is not always as perfect as someone who has been dancing for decades, he brings an infectious energy and it is obvious he puts tremendous effort into his craft-an admirable feat. Granted, his super-stardom doesn't hurt him either, but I am amazed at how even after a year in this show, he still has such energy and focus amidst the (many, many, MANY) screaming fans in the audience each night.

Seeing the show Friday brought back a few fond memories from high school (and how few they were). While watching some of the choreography in the show and then later while listening to the soundtrack on the train on my iPod, I even started to remember my old choreography from 12 years ago. It's funny how the brain and muscle memories work, isn't it? Then I started trying to remember the names of my original cast in high school and started playing "where are they now?" in my head. The fellow who played Finch in my high school production, is now a local news reporter in Washington D.C. The guy who played J.B Bigley is now a director at the Atlantic Theatre Company here in NYC. Our Bud Frump now works in public television. Our Hedy La Rue is an actress/dancer in L.A. Our hilarious Wally Womper is now a seemingly jack-of-all-trades in the theatre and production world based in Chicago. Our Smitty now works as a student coordinator at the University of Colorado in Boulder. And last, but not least, our lovely Rosemary is now traveling the world and singing as she goes (or so I gathered from her vague FB page). Ok, enough stalking for now. I feel creepy.

Oh, and me? Now you know me as GurlNxtDoor (or Jess). In high school H2$, I was a lowly little secretary in a white button-up shirt and a ridiculously 60's-chic bright orangy/salmon-colored skirt.
And I was not a toy.

Wednesday, December 14, 2011

Pardon Me While I Take a Stand...

I've censored the following, in protest of a bill that gives any corporation and the US government the power to censor the internet--a bill that could pass THIS WEEK. To see the uncensored text, and to stop internet censorship, visit: http://americancensorship.org/posts/15442/uncensor




█████ ████ did ███████ of ██████ ██████ ████ ████?




Uncensor This



Tell Congress to leave our rights alone!

Wednesday, December 7, 2011

Do You Ever Have One of Those Days...?

...when you just want to throw your hands in the air, stomp around and say,
"Fuck this shit!"
Well, today might have been one of those days...

Wednesday, November 30, 2011

A Word of Advice ~UPDATED~

Dear Reader(s),

Here is a word of advice regarding office/job etiquette. Did you know that showing up 40 minutes early to your interview/temporary assignment is just as bad and annoying as showing up late? What's worse than showing up early? Showing up 40 minutes early
, then taking a 45-minute-long shit in the unisex
office bathroom, forcing everyone else to suffer during the promotional event at which you've been hired to work.

True story. Don't do it.


UPDATE: This was a funny post I wrote on my other blog at the end of 2010 about an incident I was unfortunate enough to witness  when I was working as a receptionist at a production company. It still kind of makes me laugh, so I thought I'd share it here too.

Monday, November 28, 2011

Post Holiday Post

I took a wee hiatus for the last couple of weeks, mostly because of Turkey Day, among other happenings. Brief recap: Boyfriend's laptop was stolen 2 weeks ago while he was working a gig at a swanky hotel chain (which will remain nameless for now, lest they decide to not reimburse him, then the Internet smearing campaign will commence). We were both furious about this theft. I have a desktop that I can use at my office where I work, but Boyfriend's job/office is his laptop; it's a major part of his livelihood. I was so angry on his behalf, that I couldn't even bring myself to write about it, and I usually do some of my best writing when I'm upset/angry/feeling some strong emotion.



Boyfriend has since gotten a new laptop on a payment plan while we await the hotel claims department's decision on how much/if they will compensate him. We also visited my family for Turkey Day in Colorado. We had a grand nerdy time too! We went to the Museum, we went indoor skydiving, we went cowboy clothes shopping at Sheplers ("the Disneyland of western stores") where Boyfriend got his self a real cowboy hat, and then we ate delicious food like gluttons!











Now it's back to work, grinding away so I can buy Christmas presents for everyone.

Thursday, November 10, 2011

Radio City Christmas Spectacle

Last night Boyfriend and I got to go see the final dress rehearsal of the Radio City Christmas Spectacular with the Rockettes at Radio City Music Hall. One of the perks I get from one of my jobs is I get free tickets to the shows I'm promoting, and we happen to be promoting this show. I was really excited because I had seen the Rockettes on tour in Denver many years ago, but I'd never been to Radio City in the 5 years I've lived in NYC. The lobby had beautiful crystal Christmas tree chandeliers and the art deco style of the architecture has been well preserved in the building. We had decent seats in the orchestra section, and when the curtain went up, I got all excited like I was a little kid again, but it was to be bittersweet excitement since the clusterfuck of an audience ruined the magic a little bit.

I know it was only a dress rehearsal, and so the people who paid for their tickets probably got some serious discounts, but many of them  seemed unable to grasp the fact that we were not watching a movie, so if you talked through it, the people on stage could hear you, and it's not like at home where if you miss something, you can pause and rewind it. This is a live event. Why is this concept so difficult for some people?!?!
Here are just some of the issues I had with my fellow audience members:

-Loud talkers
-Babies crying, and not being comforted, only ignored by their "parents" (seriously, there were toddlers roaming the aisles wailing)
-The child having a tantrum sitting behind me who was kicking and/or punching the back of my seat while his "parents" ignored him
-The people in front of me taking pictures during the show...of THEMSELVES (thus the flash would blind me for a while, thus I missed bits of the show)

W. T. F?!

I think Boyfriend said it best: "That audience was what I imagine it would have been like to see Shakespeare in his time, with all the groundlings peeing, farting, yelling during the performance."

Now, the show itself was quite enjoyable. I'd seen it in the past, so I remembered a lot of the classic Rockette numbers and was pleased with the new ones they added this year. The costumes were lovely and it's always amazing to see the Rockettes do what they do.

Something new that was added this year were several 3-D elements to appeal to the little kids. They were well-executed, but I would have been fine without them. So, if anyone does see this, I hope your audience is better-behaved than mine was, and I hope you enjoy! (Check your cynicism at the door though, it's a family show, and it's Christmas. No Christmas Grumpuses allowed!)

Tuesday, November 8, 2011

Tragic Day Part Deux

My beloved PS3 displayed the Yellow Light of Death recently, and it was a sad sad day. Thanks to a neat little kit from iFixit, Boyfriend successfully repaired the PS3. Then, to hopefully avoid future YLoDs, he replaced the original 15-blade fan in the PS3 with a 19-blade fan, which made it a little louder, but seemed to move hot air better. All in all, I believe he took the PS3 apart and put it back together at least 4 times. This concerned me slightly, but Boyfriend is fairly technically savvy, so I was confident enough in his abilities to not make the PS3 worse. And it worked!!! For about 3 weeks...

Last night, after a particularly frustrating day at my job, all I wanted to do was go home, sit on the couch with a snack and play Uncharted 3: Drake's Deception. I'm currently about 2/3 of the way through the game, and last night I planned on beating the game, but the PS3 had other ideas. Right in the middle of an intense fire-fight on a quickly sinking cruise ship (spoilers?) the PS3 chirped 3 times and shut down completely. Fuck.

Today is a new day, but only in the sense that the day itself is different. I'm still at my frustrating irritating job, I'm still broke as a poke, and my PS3 is still not working. Boo. But, I'm trying to be positive today. I'm currently working on applying at Sony and Naughty Dog and some other companies in the gaming/entertainment industry, since that is where my heart is, and not at my current place of employ (but shhh, don't tell them that). So to end on a hopeful note, the PS3 might be fixed by next week, and maybe I can find a job I love before I turn 30. For now, I'm just going to keep on plugging away, and doing my best, since that's really all anyone can do each day.
Update: 11/10/11- The new Icy Diamond thermal Paste arrived in the mail this morning. We shall see if it lives up to it's name...
I flipped off the power switch on the back to let it cool down a bit, and then attempted to turn it back on several times to no avail. Boyfriend got home from work not long after this tragedy part 2, and we did some research online to find a better thermal paste and method of applying it since the first time around it was only a temporary fix. We also seriously discussed the inevitable: buying a new PS3, something neither of us can afford right now, especially with the holidays quickly approaching. After my colossal shit of a day, and my favorite activity blowing up in my face, all I could do was sit on the couch and cry.

Monday, November 7, 2011

GameStop Thinks I'm a Big Deal

So, I had a funny and quasi-irritating experience with GameStop and my pre-order of Uncharted 3: Drake's Deception. I tweeted about it, not angrily or anything, but just to be funny and kind of call them out on their miscommunication. Well, GameStop either thinks I'm a bigger deal than I actually am, or they somehow have the manpower to respond to every tweet that mentions them, because they responded to my tweet with a mention, asking me to take an online survey about "my experience" at their store. I laughed so hard I was in tears. Hooray! I may have just made the jump to minor Internet celebrity-dom (or at least GS thinks I have)
So, no hard feelings, GameStop, I have shopped with you for years, and will continue to patronize your store.

Thursday, November 3, 2011

Uncharted 3: Drake's Deception (Another Nerdy Review)

I finally got to finish playing Uncharted 3: Drake's Deception over the weekend. Thankfully, my PS3 seems to be working just dandy thanks to Boyfriend's love of tinkering with things and some new thermal gel. Naughty Dog really seems to have outdone themselves as far as game-play and graphics go in this game. The cut scenes transitioned so seamlessly and beautifully into the game-play that there were, in fact, times when I didn't realize I was supposed to actually play. This was both amazing and had unfortunate consequences (i.e Drake death). The subtle and dry humor that was present in the previous Uncharted games was back with a sharpness that made me cackle with glee quite often, especially since some of the subtler jokes were throwbacks to the previous games.

(Warning: thar be spoilers ahead)

I was glad that Chloe had a smaller role in this game than in Among Thieves. I liked her character just fine, in small doses, but she got on my nerves after a while, so I was glad to see her back, but pleased that she had a minor role to play in Drake's Deception. I was also quite pleased with finally getting a more thorough back story on Nate and Sully by playing as young Nate and seeing how he and Sully first encountered one another. It was also nice to see Elena and Nate's story took a rough turn between the 2nd and 3rd games, but was resolved in the end. I also liked that the sub-plot focused more on Nate and Sully's relationship rather than the Elena, Drake, Chloe love triangle thing.

Overall, the narrative followed the usual Drake formula with twists and subtle reveals as to "what's really going on" but, I must say, as much as I wanted so badly for this game to be my favorite of the Uncharted franchise, it just wasn't. The story was seriously lacking towards the last 1/3 of the game. The climax felt rushed and was a bit lackluster. In the previous games, as well as this one, there was always an element of the supernatural involved and it was hinted at throughout the game until the big reveals came and Drake found out he was dealing with some sort of ancient evil that he had to defeat before it escaped and destroyed the world. Drake's Deception hinted at this supernatural element throughout, with the jokes about Marlowe's age seemingly alluding to her being unnaturally old, and that combined with the deep desperately sinister air of her ancient organization and the scene where (SPOILER) Carter shoots Talbot in the face, but then Talbot appears moments later to attempt to kill Drake et al, it all got very confusing, and made the supernatural element feel a bit like a red herring. Also, there were flesh eating spiders. Those were never connected to the rest of the story, they were just sort of there as an additional challenge. I kind of felt a little strung along, almost like the big reveal was cut actually out of the game at the last minute.

In one of the final cut scenes of the game before the final "boss battle," drake and Sully find Marlowe and Talbot drawing out the brass canister containing the Djinn that cursed/poisoned the water of the lost city with a giant crane. I was certain that they would successfully open the brass container and Marlowe would become cursed by the Djinn and Drake would then be forced to fight her as the final battle of the game. I imagined Marlowe either purposely or accidentally unsealing the brass tomb holding the Djinn and a cloud or tornado of dark purple-ish shapes with barely-discernible facial features swirling out of the canister and forcing themselves down Marlowe's throat. Marlowe would then writhe around in pain on the ground and possibly stumble into the water, then after a brief moment of stillness, she would burst out of the water creating a thundering vortex beneath her. She would then unleash hordes of the flesh-eating spiders at Drake, Sully and any other unfortunate bystanders. the spiders would devour her cronies and Drake and Sully would have to run and climb around the structure to find her weak spot to defeat the evil Djinn-Marlowe. THAT is how I envisioned it.

I don't know if something like this was originally in the plan, but for whatever reason, it just couldn't be done and the game designers went another direction, or if that was never the plan at all. I'm certainly not accusing Naughty Dog of being lazy, but I know that in game development, unexpected things can happen to change the game especially with a high-profile release. Either way, the final battle with Talbot was seriously way too easy and anti-climactic at best. I found many of the gun battles earlier in the game to be far more challenging and frustrating than the final boss battle with Talbot.
Even in the first two Drake games the final boss battle was very challenging and sometimes uber-frustrating to figure out the key to defeating the boss. With Talbot, it was a hand-to-hand combat battle that required some quick reflexes when the dodge or grapple icon would prompt you on the screen. Once I got the hang of it and found the pattern, it was quite simple, just tedious. I remember the final battle in Among Thieves to be far more challenging and difficult to figure out than this one.

Speaking of simple, I also found the puzzles and platformer elements of Drake's Deception not as mentally stimulating or elaborate as in games past. I found that I solved the trick or the key to the puzzle long before the characters would prompt the cut scene to move the game forward, so I would be stuck just waiting for a (non-Drake) character to walk over to an object and activate it so I could continue the game. Maybe my skills have improved and I just found it easier in this game than in the previous two, or maybe...yeah, we'll just go with that.
 
With all that critique being said, I want to make it clear that I still loved this game and had a great time playing it and I plan to play it again. It was just not my favorite of the Drake series. I have not yet played the co-op or multi-player missions yet, and I have heard good things about those elements of the game, and I look forward to them. I also have mad respect for Naughty Dog, they're a small company, but with the Uncharted games they have definitely helped pioneer gaming in the past decade. I also have new-found respect based on their reasoning for not making any single-player DLC for Dake's Deception. According to the game director, Justin Richmond, "There's a very specific reason, whenever we sit down and we think we should do some single-player DLC, someone pitches something and we realize-that's a five hour level. We would rather build out another game than we would do episodic content."

I can completely respect them not wanting to dial back their ambition and creativity. I hope this means that we may see a fourth Uncharted game in the near future, but I will look forward to anything Naughty Dog comes up with next.
So, is Drake's Deception worth your hard-earned $60+? If you love the Uncharted series as much as I do and really like collector's stuff/strategy guides, then yes, I think it is worth the price. If you're more of a casual player and just want to check it out, I suggest renting or buying it used.

Wednesday, November 2, 2011

Uncharted 3: Drake's Deception

Naughty Dog has done it again! I finally got to start playing Uncharted 3: Drake's Deception last night and it is all I could hope for and more! Thanks to Boyfriend and iFixit, the PS3 is working beautifully.
I had pre-ordered the special edition from GameStop last month, and the store called me twice over the weekend to remind me to come pick it up at Midnight on 1/1/11. (Like I needed reminding.) But on Halloween morning, the GameStop called me again and the girl on the phone said I could come by at 10pm to get my game! My excited gamer brain took over and did not stop to think logically about what this girl had just told me (it's a midnight release, why would I be allowed to get it before midnight?). So, I went to the store at 10pm as instructed and was told I could only pay for the game, but could not take it out of the store until midnight. Balls.

Well, maybe I'm just old and boring, but I needed to be asleep by midnight so I could go to work at the ass crack of sunrise the next morning, plus go to PT for my leg (oh, yeah, that's still not better). So, I opted to just wait until after work to pick it up.

It was totally worth it! I stepped up to the counter and gave them my account information. the goobery guy behind the counter went to "the back" and brought out a big-ass box: my special edition of the game. When he plopped that box down on the counter a collective "oooooo" from the dudes in line behind me filled the store, and a ridiculous grin spread over my face. "Whoa."

I hurried home as fast as my gimp knee would carry me. Once I got settled in my apartment, I showed Boyfriend my new toy and his reaction was something along the lines of "It's huge!"
I sat coddling the box and savoring the experience of owning something I'd waited so long for, and then explored its contents. The game comes in an awesome metal collector tin/case. The collector's edition also comes with Drake's belt buckle and ring on a leather cord, plus a Nathan Drake figurine. All of this is housed in a neato burgundy box with gold etching. While the box is made out of what feels like cardboard, everything else is very solid. There is also an Explorer's Edition" that includes the strategy guide and comes in a treasure chest/suitcase. I didn't get that one since I'm not made of money.It finally came time to play!!! I only played for about 3 hours (that whole eating dinner and having to sleep thing kind of got in the way) but it was a great 3 hours. The puzzles so far have been easy enough, but I didn't get super far into the game (mostly because I still really suck at FPS). I really liked playing as 14-year-old Drake in the beginning and I'm so glad Sully has returned yet again! I can't wait to get home from work tonight and play some more. Boyfriend has to work late tonight, so I told him not to worry, that Nathan Drake will keep me company.

Monday, October 31, 2011

The Halloween Creeper

Normally Halloween is one of my favorite holidays, but in the last couple of years, it's been feeling a bit lackluster. A couple of years ago, I went as Leeloo from The Fifth Element. Since I was pretty poor at the time and making shit-all for money at my job, I made the costume on the cheap out of medical gauze/bandages from the drugstore, not the best idea since the forecast was calling for some rain, but I figured since it was an unusually warm Halloween, this was my chance to go out and not freeze to death.

The night was a disaster. Boyfriend and I wanted to go to the parade that goes through the village, since I had never been before. We got on the train and rode into the city (we were living in Brooklyn at the time) but by the time we got there, the skies had opened up and there was a torrential downpour. It was like something out of a disaster flick. We had a tiny umbrella for the 2 of us and it did very little in the way of keeping us dry. We couldn't see the parade over everyone's umbrellas, so we decided to cut our losses and just go home. We turned around to try to get back in the train station, but the police had blocked off the entrance. We trudged through the crowds and the buckets of rain that were slowly dissolving my costume. We finally found a train station that the cops didn't block off and waited for the train. My costume was still covering the parts that needed to be covered, but I felt a little naked. It was a sauna in the train station, especially with all the rain, it was humid as hell. Even while wearing next to nothing, I was sweating and uncomfortable. While we were standing talking and waiting for the train, Boyfriend stopped and suddenly went ape shit on this middle-aged guy who was apparently taking pictures of me from behind without asking. Boyfriend chased him down the platform a bit screaming at him, while I, embarrassed nearly to tears, covered up with Boyfriend's coat.

This brings me to today's lesson: If a girl is dressed in a sexy Halloween costume at a party with her friends, or even at a bar, it's probably ok for people to take pictures, because it's a safe environment. However, if you are at a Con or out on the street (parades are the exception to this rule) and see a girl dressed all sexy, fucking ask before you take their picture! It's rude not to ask. Yes, they want to be seen, otherwise they would not have worn a costume that grabs people's attentions, but their image is their intellectual property and they have every right to not want it to be captured by some creeper they don't know.
So, somewhere out there some random 40-year-old guy has a series of pictures of my ass in tighty-whities in a NY train station. #ThingsThatMakeYouGoBleh

Happy Halloween, stay safe everybody!
Me post Halloween rain storm. (You can sort of see where the orange is washing out of my hair and where the costume is coming apart on the right and on my legs.)

Wednesday, October 26, 2011

Tuesday, October 25, 2011

Sexy New Twitter Follower

This is a short post, it's just something I have to share.

You can follow my Twitter @GurlOnGirlGming, which sounds sexual, which makes it funny. So, I already pointed out that this punny name of my blog gives me some strange stats, but now, my Twitter is followed by @EdenFantasys, a sex store. Again, I guess it's just what I get for trying to be clever...
(I got the picture at A Liar's Autobiography panel at NYCC 2011)




P.S This morning, before I found this new follower of mine, I tweeted about Gonorrhea. (Not mine.) I also, had to Google how to spell Gonorrhea.

P.P.S I feel icky after all that, here's a puppy palate-cleanser:


Friday, October 21, 2011

New York Comic Con (Part 3: Revenge of the Nerds) ~UPDATED~

NYCC Day 3:It was a crisp Sunday morning. It felt like October should: a bright sunny clear sky, a small breeze and the smell of autumn. It was Kid's Day at NYCC, so we laughed at all of the cute kids in costume and decided to forget the crappiness of the first 2 days and just enjoy what was left of the weekend and the con.

We started off at the Women of Marvel panel, which was awesome. It was really inspiring and encouraging and entertaining listening to the ladies on the panel talk about being female creators, editors, artists, and inkers in what is typically a "guy's environment." I also loved that there appeared to be a fairly equal ratio of men/women in the audience. That panel really made my day. They began with the women of Marvel asking all of the females in the audience who were trying to get into the business to stand up. I stood up, having applied as a proofreader for Marvel in the past. The panel then asked the rest of the audience to applaud for the standing gals. I thought that was a nice touch. The ladies opened the room up for questions almost right away, which I have seen before, and seen go awry quite quickly, but this time it went very smoothly. People got up and asked really intelligent questions and the panel discussed and debated and offered very encouraging feedback to aspiring women (and men) in the comic and/or "nerd" industries.

The main idea/advice I walked away with was to drop the idea that if you're a female it's harder to get into the industry, and that apprehension of being rejected because of your gender is the biggest hindrance to women. While this idea of rampant sexism in male-dominated industries may prove true on rare occasions, the general consensus among Marvel is they love women and want women in their company and in the industry. My favorite quote of the day was from comic creator Kelly Sue Deconnick : I don't know of anyone who is out there saying, ''Oh don't give Kelly Sue that job, she's a chick. She's going to try and write it with her vagina!" I want to hang out with Kelly Sue! She's my new hero! I also found a full blog/report/summary on this panel at Newsrama.



So on the positive start to the morning, the rest of the day was quite enjoyable. We wandered the show floor a bit to do some shopping, we got some shwag, and I got to chat with Ashley Eckstein, the voice of Ahsoka in Star Wars: The Clone Wars on Cartoon Network. I also bought a Cylon shirt from her booth, Her Universe.


After shopping, we tried to get into a Jim Henson panel, but it filled up quickly since it was in one of the smallest rooms, and it was kids' day (way to plan ahead, NYCC). But we felt satisfied with the day at that point, so we sat near the entrance to people-watch and saw some good cosplay before we decided to call it a day. Overall, my first NYCC experience was a pleasant one with some major disappointments. Next year, I plan to just get a day pass or, better yet, a press pass. Gotta keep blogging.

NYCC Day 3 = 3.5 out of 5 Lightsabers


The Horse-Pony ~UPDATED~ (For realsies this time)

While waiting for the bus to take us to the Javits Center for NYCC last Saturday, I noticed a policeman on a horse nearby. I love animals. If I could take all of the homeless, abused and unwanted animals in and make sure that each one of them was loved and cared for, I would. If the resources and the man hours existed, it would be done tomorrow by me (even birds, and I am terrified of birds, I would rather kiss a snake than touch a bird, I'm crazy).

I had a dog growing up named Sophie, who sadly died a couple of years ago from a heart attack. I also (like every little girl) desperately wanted a horse when I was growing up. I took riding lessons and would go out of my way to pet, play with, or be near horses (which wasn't too difficult growing up in Colorado). I wanted every pet imaginable as a kid. I wanted turtles, mice, gerbils, hamsters, ferrets, skunks, prairie dogs, tigers, elephants, frogs, and more. I never got to have anything more exotic than goldfish (and Sophie after years of begging my parents), but in college I missed having a pet and had trouble coping with being in that adulthood limbo that comes with living on your own in college but still getting some financial help from your parents, so I got a ferret. And another. And another. I could dedicate an entire blog (not just a post) to my love of ferrets and the Mustelid family. But I won't...yet. My ferrets were awesome pets. They were my babies and the main source of joy in my life. Alas, they have extremely short lifespans and have all since departed this plane of existence, but that's another tale for another time.

Long-story-short: I love animals, they make me happy and when I see a cute animal, I get a little adrenaline rush and I will point and say the type of animal when I see it, almost like a toddler when they learn their animals. It's ridiculous, but it's a strange compulsion I have, it's almost a reflex.

So on this particular morning, I hadn't had my coffee yet, I was coming down with a cold, and I was shivering a little from the wind; my brain hadn't quite turned on yet. I saw the police horse, and got a little thrill and in my tired mushy brain the words, horse, police, and pony all got mixed together. I pointed down the street and said, "Look, it's a horse-pony!"

Boyfriend just chuckled at me and said, "I think most ponies are horse ponies." He went on about the difference between "dog-ponies" and "cat-ponies" and "tweetybird-ponies" for a few minutes, just to make sure he got the most he could out of this new classic "Jessword", while taking every advantage of making fun of me as much as possible.
I started thinking about it. What would a Horse-Pony or a Dog-Pony look like..?

Um, the best thing ever!!!

According to Getty Images, this is a Horse-Pony:


UPDATE: 4/2/12- Well, at least now I can dress one up to look like a horse-pony...
This is a Dog-Pony:
Here's a dog that kind of looks like a horse:




I like my Horse-Pony the best:(Thank you MS Paint and free time at work)
Th
is is my Dog-Pony:



And my Cat-Pony:
Maybe they will all go on adventures together and fight crime or something.


P.S I am not the only one who gets excited about cops on horses and "horsey-cops" and Horse-Ponies. Thank you, Simon Helberg's wife!

Wednesday, October 19, 2011

In Case You Wanted More Opinions...

I probably sound like I've been bashing NYCC in my previous blog posts, well, I kind of have. Now, in NYCC's (minuscule) defense, I was tired, I was coming down with a cold, and I was on my period all weekend, so I was bound to be a little testy. However, the main issues I had with the show lie strictly with the management/execution of the show (i.e. ReedPop) and the Javits Center, not the comic con community. I was very disappointed, mostly because PAX East (a con I adored) is also managed by ReedPop, yet the 2 shows were run very differently.
Let's start on a positive note so I don't sound like a whiny troll with nothing better to do than bitch and moan about stuff, k? Ok.

Good stuff about PAX East:
-I got to visit Boston for the first time, and Boston is a tolerable bus ride away from NYC, where I live, so it was easy enough to get to and fro.

-The Boston Convention Center was massive (almost too much so) and easily accommodated all who attended/participated. That being said, we did not get into every panel we wanted to, however there was an abundance of alternative yet equally-as-awesome panels we could choose as 2nd or 3rd choices.

-The "Enforcers" or volunteers/staff who helped keep everything running smoothly were energetic, informative, and had great attitudes during the 3 day weekend nerd extravaganza.

-The convention center food was not terrible and not too badly overpriced.

-We did not have to pay for a single autograph/picture.

-There were show-sponsored concerts that were included with admission (and they rocked).

-Most people seemed to follow "Wheaton's Law"



Not-So-Good-Stuff about PAX East:
-The Con was held the weekend of DST kicking in (a la "Spring ahead") so we lost an hour Sunday morning after the concert, which translated into 1 less hour to sleep, which translated into thousands of sleep-deprived convention-goers. Sunday looked a bit like the Walking Dead (minus the blood and entrails). But it was soooo worth it.

JoCo summed it up best at the end of his set on Saturday night/Sunday morning: "It's late at night. It's spring forward night which I think it means it's already Wednesday, so we're all fucked."
Indeed, sir.

-We did have to take a cab to the bus depot from the convention center as there was no other mode of transportation, but it was fairly inexpensive.


-Convention center food was pretty much the only option for sustenance.


Good stuff about NYCC:

-It was held in NYC, so it wasn't much longer than my normal morning commute to attend, plus I was familiar with the train/bus routes already, and I got to sleep in my own bed at night.


-Overall, it was fun...ish.


-Bought some cool toys/merch


-Got some autographs/pictures from some cool people.


-We saw some great Cosplay


Not-So-Good Stuff about NYCC:

-Many non-follower's of Wheaton's Law (Worst offenders: the 3 douche mongers who cut in front of 1000 people in line to see the Masquerade).


-Lack of organization/information from the staff


-Lack of information provided by the show management/organizers


-Paying for autographs sucks ass (apparently $30 is the new $20)


-Etc, etc, etc
Now, this all having been said, I understand that organizing and executing a large convention of these magnitudes (or larger) is not easy. I know that it takes the show management team loads of planning all year long and that at the end of the day, it's not possible to please 100% of the people 100% of the time. I know all of this because I happen to work for such a company (who will remain nameless to protect their identities and my job). So having an insider's view of the convention/trade show management process, I think I'm qualified to be a little picky about the conventions I choose to attend. I don't plan to attend NYCC in the future, unless I can be a guest on a panel or possibly qualify as press with my blog. However, after my scathing reviews, they may not even want me there...

New York Comic Con (Part 2: Attack of the Assholes) ~UPDATED~

NYCC Day 2
Today just started out on a bad note, a note that, unfortunately carried on throughout the day. I woke up excited about my costume, I went as Baby Doll from Batman: the Animated Series. Unfortunately, I woke up with a dry stabbing tickle in my throat, the unmistakable feeling that a head cold was eminent int he near future. Poop. Boyfriend and I got our costumes ready, he was also going as a BTAS villain. I tried to power through the sickiness feeling and pump myself up for a fun-filled day.


After getting off the subway in midtown, the wind was whipping down 42nd st while we waited for the bus to take us over to the west side, since there is no subway directly to the JCC yet and I hate 34th st. I was quite chilly in my little dress. We were a little late meeting our buddy Max and thus missed the first panel we wanted to go to, then we couldn't get into another panel due to it's time having changed to an hour earlier. The time changed? How the hell was anyone supposed to know? There were no signs, the app wasn't updated, the Twitter feed wasn't updated, there was no way anyone could have know that! Was anyone even in that panel as a spectator?
So, grumbling about yet another fuck-up by show management we decided to go to the autograph area to see Felicia Day for an affordable $22! Her wrangler/handler/helper-person who was taking our tickets was a colossal bitch with some serious power issues. Max went first in line, then Boyfriend, then me. But even though I was with the boys/taking their pictures, Handler-Lady wouldn't let more than 2 people at the table at a time. Then when it was my turn to talk to Felicia, Handler-Lady closed the line for the day and rushed everyone through. So even though I paid just like everyone else, I was rushed through and didn't get to pick up an autograph from Felicia. Lame!!! I got a pic with boyfriend and Felicia, but felt really screwed by Handler-Lady and the "green shirts" rushing everyone out of line. Bitches. That really put a damper on the rest of my day. I tweeted Felicia that night, but she's a busy gal, I don't blame her for not being able to get back to me.

So, we got some dinner (oh and way to go running out of fried food and Cherry Coke, Javits Center! You seriously don't know your audience!) and attempted to process the failure of a day we just experienced. But, we still had the 2 Walking Dead panels, the Avengers panel, and the Masquerade to look forward to that evening, and all 3 panels were held back-to-back in the large IGN Theater, we were sure to get in to at least one of those. (Oh hope and optimism, you fickle bitches.)

We got to the line for the Walking Dead panels 90 minutes beforehand, both were full and the line was closed. What?!
So we asked if there was a holding area for the Avengers panel. Full. Dare we ask about the Masquerade line? After milling about trying to find someone with information, we followed a "green shirt" to the Masquerade line which appeared to be a bunch of people corralled in an airplane hangar with the shittiest metal line busters you've ever seen. If you breathed on those things they would tumble to the concrete floor and clatter with ear-pounding awfulness. To say that the Masquerade line was a clusterfuck was the understatement of the year. It zigged and zagged through this abyss of a holding area as more and more people trampled in. We were in line for at least an hour before they started shuffling us out in a snaking slow-moving "line" of people. One word came to mind: Moo.


Now the geniuses running NYCC decided that they would lead this ever-growing living mass of crazy through the convention center...you know, where anyone could just join the line anywhere they wanted (and they did). They moved us in this way just to put us in another airplane hangar! Why we didn't just start in that hangar to begin with, I don't know. But now in this new hangar, the "line" gained a couple hundred "line-cutters" including the 3 assholes behind us who attempted to cut in front of us. I wasn't having any of this. Boyfriend and I called them out on their douchery, but they cared not.
This the face of someone not obeying Wheaton's Law!

On the bright side, we looked as though we were somewhere near the front half of the line, so we would get seats, and probably decent seats at that. Huzzah.

As I peered behind me at the frighteningly large mass of people, we all thought the same thing, "WTF? There is no way half of these people are getting into that theater."

Our conclusion: NYCC oversold their tickets for Saturday by at least 2,000 people. Why? Simply, because the JCC can legally hold X number of people, but the conference rooms can only hold X-3000 number of people. (Sorry to hit you with a sudden burst of math.) There is no reason that 3 panels in the largest room available should fill up 2 hours before they start.

But, we tried to put that thought out of our heads and anticipate the Masquerade while trying to keep the Douchey 3 from cutting in line even more. Enter a surly hoarse "green shirt" yelling something incoherently at us as she made her way up and down the aisles. The message: "Due to technical difficulties, the Masquerade will not start until 10:15pm." At this point, it was 8:45pm, the Masquerade was scheduled for 8:30pm, and we'd been standing in line for almost 2 hours.

At this point Max, Boyfriend, and I had just had enough of this shitty excuse for a day. We said "fuck it" with several hundred other people and left the airplane hangar, the giant line, the orchestra of clattering metal line busters, and the 3 douchebags behind. We tried to be positive and optimistic that Sunday might be salvageable, but the disappointments with high prices, disorganization, and lack of communication on behalf of NYCC was inexcusable. (Especially with all the technology and nerds the world has at it's disposal!)

The day wasn't a complete wash, though, we got to meet Felicia Day and Jewel Staite. We saw some awesome Cosplay. We saw Steven Lang from Terra Nova. We did get into an interesting fantasy novelists panel, and we came to a very important conclusion: next year, we might come back to NYCC, but we are certainly not wasting money on a 3 day pass when one day can hold all the excitement and/or disappointment we need. I also decided on a new goal: get this blog up and running fairly regularly so that I can attend NYCC on a Press Pass next year, and hopefully by then I can afford a better camera to take way better photos for the enjoyment of all.

NYCC Day 2 = 1.5 Lightsabers out of 5