So this isn't really a post.  
It's just me saying, "Hey guys, I made a thing!  You should go watch it and give me constructive criticism."  
Kthnxbai!
 
After Boyfriend watched my video, I flopped down on the couch and released a massive sigh of relief because I accomplished something.  Then this happened: 
Me: I did it!  I made a thing.  I posted a video. 
Boyfriend:  You did!  And it's good! 
Me: Thanks. 
Boyfriend: I'm proud of you.  And you didn't record it vertically so I don't have to be embarrassed. 
Me: You suck.